house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
#she's so me
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some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ
every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
I like Fruit Adventures! I’m not sure there are many commonly-available-in-my-area fruits that I haven’t tried, but maybe I will Make A Plan to systematically try all fruits, just so I can be sure.
There can be a list.
This adventure will start out easy because I can just eat any fruit that catches my fancy, but the degree of difficulty will gradually increase as I check off more and more of the readily-available fruits and have to look harder to find something I haven’t already bagged.
Like a birding life list, but with fruit.
i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil
you know it's a good thing we have the words "pierce" and "piercing" otherwise we'd have to say shit like i got more holes today
got penetrated at claire's
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